WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



steveiron64 4:20 Fri Nov 24
Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
"Peanuts! Roasted peanuts!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, please keep off the pitch at all times!"

What have I forgotten?

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The White Horse 11:12 Sun Dec 3
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
"We scored three goals today"

J.Riddle 1:08 Sun Dec 3
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
We've won the cup, we've won the cup, ee aye addio, we've won the cup".

North Bank 11:57 Sat Dec 2
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
We're not the North Bank, We're not the South Bank, We're the East Side Upton Park The Chicken Run

Andrew Ware 11:51 Sat Dec 2
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
And from North and South Banks shortly after Clive Walker then of Chelsea was in court for flashing (in a swimming pool I think)
Allegedly........

Walker, Walker,
Show us your knob
Walker,
Show us your knob.

Andrew Ware 11:48 Sat Dec 2
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Stamford Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
Stamford Bridge is falling down
Poor old Chelsea

Build it up with Claret and Blue
Claret and Blue, Claret and Blue
Build it up with Claret and Blue
Poor old Chelsea

neilalex 10:16 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Neilalex 9.28

Wasn't there a song sung to the Mary Hopkins tune about taking ends? Anyone recall that?


lab 8.08 - many thanks. That was the Mary Hopkins one I remember and was asking about. I knew there was something about the Shed in it but forgot the Highbury bit.

arsegrapes 10:06 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
South Bank South Bank do your job!

South Bank do your job!

wanstead_hammer 8:51 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Lab - can remember the archibald one - haha.



I was born under the North Bank stand,
I was born under the North Bank stand,
Boots are made for kicking,
Bottles are made to fly,
If you come in the North Bank,
Surrender or you die,
I was born...........


A.G......A.G.R.......A.G.R.O... AGGRO.

lab 8:12 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Steve archibald signed for tottenham......
Youre just a Scottish Jew archibald ...archibald.
Does anyone remember ....we've got Johnny Johnny Johnny Owen in a box .

lab 8:08 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Those were the days my friend,
We took the stretford end, we'd take the shed and north bank highbury,
We'd go and gas the j...
We'd fight and never lose,those were the days those were the days my friend.

Chip Shop Charlie 6:22 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Pop Pop Pop Pop Robson, score a little goal for me

Kaiser Zoso 12:56 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Cheers, Chas.

It's been bugging me.

Chip Shop Charlie 11:52 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Kaiser Zoso 9:42

an we're about to show the world that we can score

or something like that...

Swiss. 11:18 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
normannomates

The famous milk float story. Heard a lot of different versions but only from Chelsea. I live in Kensington so I sometimes frequent the Sloaney Pony, The Duke, Eight Bells etc

I heard the ICF had the jump on the Headhunters early in the morning around Parson's Green. . Then in the heat of the battle this milk float drives between them but I thought it gave them a chance to avoid a big battering.

Kaiser Zoso 9:42 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
If I had the wings of an angel, etc.

There was another one I partly recall

Who's that team they call United
Who's the team we all adore
They're the boys in claret and blue
Who the fucking hell are you

And I can't remember the last line

Hermit Road 8:33 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Probably been done but the day Justin Fashanu was outed we played Wimbledon in the evening and someone came up with,

“Score with your brother,
You couldn’t score with your brother,
You couldn’t score with your brother.”


We sang it for a while, right up until John Fashanu scores the started doing karate kicks in front of the North Bank to celebrate.

Nutsin 7:29 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Went down to Tottenham in 81
Went in the park Lane and had lots a fun
When the game ended, West Ham has won
Crossie got 4 and the j-w boys got none

Went down to Tottenham in 83
Grab hold of Garth Crooks, put him back in his tree
Get Ossie the P*ki and teach him to talk
Lash ————— ————— Pork


Went down to Tottenham in 85
That’s if there’s anymore j-w boys alive
West Ham are ready and willing to ruck
The great Tottenham Hotspurs got battered to fuck!


Don’t remember all of it. But I remember David Cross smashing 4 against them like it was yesterday.

normannomates 6:26 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Greenaway was a good lad
Followed England all over...CFC..yes..but would have your back all day long.
In fact a lot of the old CFC boys are good lads..not at the time obviously.
Beasts from the East
The Marshmen.

They had their days..but as those kindly nicknames suggest..they come unstuck in the main..or simply didn't show.

I think the day they took over the milk float was their biggest result..parsons green

J.Riddle 3:17 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Everywhere we go-o people wanna know-o who the hell we are-r we are the West Ham, West Ham United.

We are evil.....

Come and ave a go if you fink your ard enough

He's here he's there he's every f*****g where Billy Bonds

6ft 2" Eyes of Blue Billy Bonds is after you la la la la

West Ham here, West Ham there, West Ham every fucking where la la la la, la la la la, la la.

Harsenal ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Harsenal

Stanley Stanley show us your Bowles Stanley show us your Bowles

Give us a goal Raddy

Psycho Psycho Psycho

You're gonna win the F*** All! You're gonna win the F*** All! And now your gonna believe us, and now your gonna believe us, and now your gonna believe us. You're gonna win the F*** All!

We're gonna win the Cup! We're gonna win the Cup! And now your gonna believe us, and now your gonna believe us, and now your gonna believe us. We're gonna win the Cup!

chim chim cha boo 2:59 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
Jim, you forgot 'you walk around with no shoes on your feet'.

J.Riddle 2:56 Tue Nov 28
Re: Boleyn Banter from the 70s 80s
In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums

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